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THE BUMBLING PREZ


A couple of years ago I fooled around with the lyrics of the well known and popular song, Rambling Boy. I adapted the words in honor of our then wonder-Prez – Jacob Zupta.


One would have thought that after Nkandla Jacob Zuma would have cooled down in the fire pool and would have been happy and content with his loot up to then. That he would have been satisfied with his sons’ and daughters’ phenomenal, if not miraculous success, in mining and many other ventures they hardly knew anything about before he inexplicably became president.
Proud that he bamboozled his way out of bankruptcy and jail, into being one of the wealthiest beings in the world – which will be proven when he stops being so modest and really show us and the world the extent of his wealth.

I now added a few lines to try and describe this man and his achievements since Nkandla.


You are welcome to sing the song to the tune of Rambling Boy – I know it will bring you much needed joy!


RAMBLIN’ PREZ
(Sang to the tune of Rambling Boy)
He was a prez for too many days,
he got us stuck in hard old ways.
He always cared for plenty dough,
and rambled round just for the show.

[Chorus]
And here’s to you my bumbling prez,
may someone come to fix the mess.
And here’s to you my bumbling prez,
may someone come to fix the mess.
In Nkandla town we tried to play,
for a bigger pool we could not pray.
The prez said there’s plenty rooms for fun,
say that again said wife Number one.


[Chorus]
And here’s to you my bumbling prez,
may someone come to fix your mess.
And here’s to you my bumbling prez,
may someone come to fix the mess.
Since I wrote this song a while ago,
you brought the Guptas to the show.
Bell Pottinger started white economic pun,
the country never had so much racial fun.
[Chorus]
And here’s to you – you total fool,
may you drown in your fire pool,
(alternative line for the meek…”you make the Chinese for us drool”)
And here’s to you my crooked prez,
no one ever made a bigger mess…


Let’s stop here before we get too carried away.
Have a happy day and sing another song all the way!

© Leon Botha 2017

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19th Jul 2020